ZOMG, I just wrote a super dirty Mulder/Krycek back-alley blowjob scene for the
xf_pornbattle. In work. I am going to hell.
Bwahahahahahaaaaaaa!
ETA I just passed by this super hot guy in the corridor, who was blonde, wearing a black peacoat and really cool boots, speaking German on his cell phone.
*heart flutters*